My coffee’s cold, my car’s too old And I never ever get where I go My money’s low, my Wi-Fi’s slow And I’ve got a useless, dumbass, smartass phone
I lost my keys (I lost my keys) I kissed my boss (I kissed my boss) And as of now I think I’ve got no job
Can’t pay my rent (Can’t pay my rent) Don’t have a cent (Don’t have a cent) I’m so connected but I’ve got no friends, yeah
Just when you think it can’t get any worse Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church I’m not a preacher, but I’m tellin’ you It’s gonna be okay, just hurry up and wait
It’s alright Now ooh ooh, don’t worry It’s alright Now ooh ooh, don’t worry
My jeans’ too tight (My jeans’ too tight) My waist’s on strike (My waist’s on strike) And I might get way too frisky tonight
I’m pretty funny (I’m pretty funny) But the joke’s on me (The joke’s on me) ‘Cause no one ever takes me seriously, yeah
Just when you think it can’t get any worse Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church I’m not a preacher, but I’m tellin’ you It’s gonna be okay, just hurry up and wait
It’s alright Now ooh ooh, don’t worry It’s alright Now ooh ooh, don’t worry
I’m not a preacher, but I’m tellin’ you Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah, ah I’m not a preacher, but I’m tellin’ you Don’t worry, it’s okay, just hurry up and wait