One mans trash is another mans lover. Death becomes her, DEATH BECOMES HER! When I was a kid I always did as I was told Come a long little Daddy cause your dinners getting cold But cold is how I want like choosy mothers choosing Jiff Choosy Daddy chooses ladies when there totally stiff So When I'm done with her body packed up back in the garage Running this whole fandango like I'm Charles in charge In the oceans of my love the canals run red Even though she wasn't talking how was I to know she was dead? It doesn't matter now I want to keep what I have got Its just a simple matter of waste not want not (Chorus) One mans trash is another mans lover. Death becomes her...death becomes her One mans trash is another mans lover. Death becomes her...DEATH BECOMES HER! Once upon a time in a grave not so shallow Met the girl of my dreams full figured but hallow I'm not saying she's stupid or she's even dumb But they take the organs out when its time to embalm She's got a bad case of crouch rot but I still think she's hot Pulling off her fingers, do you love me or love me not? In either case you know you mean the world to me Cause I never met a girl I dug so deeply Not sick, twisted, misguided or misled When it comes to a lover I prefer mine dead (Chorus) Drug my girl out the inner city gutter Looked like she was hacked up by a crazy wood cutter Threw her in a freezer to keep her ass fresh Cause two weeks ago she started shedding flesh Stiff as a board, but easy to nail So what if she moves slower than a retarded snail She ain't the finest girl, but she sure is mine Looks kind of sick and she don't smell fine She's turning kind of green, she¹s been dead for some time But the best thing about her she's the cheapest date you'll find (Chorus) I really like her body but I really love the gore The best part about it all is when she's starting to thaw I tried to take her to the movies but they wouldn't let us in What I consider love at first site most confuse as sin I told her once before to not be running for the door She should listened up the first time now she's dripping threw the floor But that's OK I like em wet for one last time Can¹t you see she ain't complaining so there ain't no crime Fear my arrival but instead you fear the reaper Next time you loose a loved one you better put Œem six feet deeper (Chorus) I know it's illegal but its a passion crime Spaded shovel in the left hand in the right some wine I get this funny feeling like you know I'm here Cause I like my bush cold like you like your beer It's kind of weird but I think that it got worse I knew I was in trouble when my first car was a hearse In other words I recycle the dead Cause its waste not want not like Daddy said Or is it finders keepers losers weepers If I can't find the body then I'll just dig deeper (Chorus) Deader the better any way you choose The living can cheat in which case you loose You point at me and call me a freak But with this girl I reached my sexual peak She oozes sometime but that's OK A new lubrication every single day Bought her a great present for Christmas this year A Vanilla car freshener to dangle from her ear Cops have caught on had to throw her body out It was the saddest day in history so I had to scream and shout (Chorus till end)