She’s in my bed and in my head Knows what I’m thinking before it’s said I’m in a bind, she’s in my mind I tried drinking just to stay ahead
What am I supposed to do when she can read my mind? She knows when I’m looking at another girl’s behind
She knows that I hate her cat And that I think that dress makes her look fat Got her a gift, looked in her eyes She got upset cause I ruined the surprise
Why does she torture me with all this romance? When I know that she knows I just want in her pants
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind f*** I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle
What can I say? I can’t protest I’m always thinking about her chest And then I dropped a mental bomb Because I thought about sex with her mom
I know that we must be getting closer to the end Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend
She wrecks all the fantasies that I have in my head Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine Cause then she wouldn’t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines