I'm a boy named Harry Both my parents are dead Now I'm hangin' in the ghetto Earnin' wizard street cred In the common room crib I be chillin' with the shorties My homies and me Are drinkin' Butterbeer 40s Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the rump We're at each other's throats Just like Rosie & Trump I fight the three-headed doggy And I ride the big birdy Buckbeak is my freak ' Cause she makes me feel dirty I pimped out my broomstick With 28 speakers I once cut a house elf Just to take his sneakers Voldemort is my bitch Fool, he ain't no man I can't wait to bust a cap Up in his Azkaban
My name is Harry P To the O, to the T To the T, to the E To the R, you see He's a magic man He puts a hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
When Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone So I Hufflepuff the chronic till the Sorcerer's Stoned At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak For the Order of the Phoenix I’ll take fries and a coke
I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans I be Grubbin on Hedwig’s hot and spicy wings The muggles all see me as a nifty gent but I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...
A magic spell can cause a bad reaction like a day care center run by michael jackson I drink poly-juice potion when I'm in the hood carousin, doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000
My name is Harry P To the O, to the T To the T, to the E To the R, you see He's a magic man He puts a hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
Water skiing with Hagrid in the castle trough On the carpet eatin burgers like Hasslehoff I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies I showed the world my privates in that show about ponies
I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie- got this bitchin gear from Fubu and it’s super-fly A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads, Galleon gold in my grill, extensions in my dreads
The ladies all love me cause I look so fine I'm poppin out more babies than Federline 2 parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb a dime bag of flu-powder to get back to the crib A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool one sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul
My name is Harry P To the O, to the T To the T, to the E To the R, you see He's a magic man He puts a hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood He uses magic powers for the forces of good he eradicates evil, he protects the poor I get a little _____, on my dumbledore.