People I know, places I go Make me feel tongue-tied I can see how people look down They're on the inside Here's where the story ends
People I see, weary of me Showing my good side I can see how people look down I'm on the outside Here's where the story ends Ooh, here's where the story ends
It's that little souvenir of a terrible year Which makes my eyes feel sore Oh, I never should have said, the books that you read Were all I loved you for
It's that little souvenir of a terrible year Which makes me wonder why And it's the memories of your shed that make me turn red Surprise, surprise, surprise
Crazy I know, places I go Make me feel so tired
I can see how people look down I'm on the outside Oh, here's where the story ends Ooh, here's where the story ends
It's that little souvenir of a terrible year Which makes my eyes feel sore And who ever would've thought the books that you brought Were all I loved you for
Oh, the Devil in me said, go down to the shed I know where I belong But the only thing I ever really wanted to say Was wrong, was wrong, was wrong
It's that little souvenir of a colorful year Which makes me smile inside So I cynically, cynically say, the world is that way Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise
Here's where the story ends Ooh, here's where the story ends