VERSE WELL SHE WAS STANDING IN A BAR I SAID HELLO HOW DO YOU DO? SHE HANDED ME A BEER WITH A KANGAROO
SHE SPOKE OF PLACES I HAD NEVER BEEN THAT SHE HAD TRAVELLED TO AND WE SLOW DANCED ALONE TO FASTER TUNES I MADE HER LAUGH, I MADE A PASS I SHOWED HER MY HALF-DOLLAR RING, SHE SAID
THAT’S PRETTY COOL BUT CLASSY GIRLS DON’T KISS IN BARS YOU FOOL
VERSE SO LATER ON THE CROWD CALMED DOWN
AND I BELIEVE IT WAS AS IF SOMETHING DREW ME CLOSER TO HER LIPS PICTURE MY SURPRISE WHEN I HAD TRIED TO LEAN IN FOR A KISS AND SHE JUST SMILED AND TURNED HER HEAD DOWN QUICK
I ASKED HER WHY, AND SHE REPLIED
IT WAS NOTHING I WAS DOING WRONG
IT’S JUST WHAT IT IS BUT CLASSY GIRLS, DON’T KISS IN BARS LIKE THIS
CHORUS NO CLASSY GIRLS DON’T KISS IN BARS BOYS WILL BREAK THEIR BACKS AND HEARTS BUT IT’S ALL RIGHT THE HARDEST PART IS THROUGH