Oh dang.. What is it dawg? I forgot it’s Mother’s Day. Didn't get a gift for her. Other plans got in the way. She’ll be so disappointed. Damn I forgot it too. This could have been avoided. What the hell are we gonna do?
My mom’s been so alone Ever since my daddy left. COLD No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test. I know just what you mean, My mom’s been so sad and gray Word My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Hold up. You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Slow up What time is it dawg? It’s time for a switcharoo We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break ‘em off Show ‘em how much they really mean
(Chorus) ‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover You’re a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers JT: fuck each others moms I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy Fuck each others moms
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom Clutchin’ on this lube and roses I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses They will be so surprised We are so cool and thoughtful Can’t wait to pork your mom I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle Shout up My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile This the perfect plan For a perfect Mother’s Day They have to rename this one All up under the covers day
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It would be my honor to be your new step-father JT: It would be my