I'm a blue baboon I'm a true baboon I'm a helluva Hullabaloo Baboon And I love a baboon Who bays at the moon In the mad month of June The looniest month of them all He asked me to spoon By a moonlit lagoon and there, very soon, I fall into a swoon And I fall! I fall! I fall 'Cause I'm a baboon A baby baboon The weakest baboon of them all! I fall into, a swoon in the arms of this goon And there, on a dune I turn and I give him my all! My all! My all! My all! Cause I'm a baboon You could feed with a spoon The weakest baboon of them all I'm a skinny baboon I'm a mini baboon Just so tall! I'm the sleekest baboon I'm the meekest baboon But I'm the chic-est baboon Of then all!All!All! I'm the cheapest baboon The deepest baboon The sweetest baboon of them all! I'm not uptight I don't wanna fight None at all! I'll take your attack Lying flat on my back Or bracing myself On a wall! Oh, I'm a baboon Won't join your platoon I'm the weakest baboon Of them all All!All!All! I'm a neat baboon I'm a fleet baboon Im' the Beat-est baboon Of them all.