The evil, hate filled Cthulhu From a dimension far away Flying through gates of madness and into your heart //All you!// Turning dreams into nightmares //Lick my balls// Destroying all he sees Now begins a new adventure for meeee
You and the dark one Cthulhu Sharing adventures and smiles It's a magical bond two pals can share Soon the whole world will be made aware of you
And the death lord Cthulhu making the world a better place Together you will have so much fun Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion