You find me, with a 12 gauge pump shotgun to my motherfucking in grill with a suicide note that says "Don't mind the mess but clean up if you will", in a Mayhem shirt, with with steel toe boots 'cause know you I gotta keep it real So many ways to die and such little time I wanna smell the pinebox that I fill I wanna drink a fifth of Jim Beam, hop in the whip and drive head on in traffic while I bump short story with a tragic ending on the speakers by Autumn To Ashes I crash it, head on into a mini van with a family in it "Little Johnny won't make it to school tomorrow because SickTanicK was up late sinning" Either that or I'll smoke a bunch of keefe, cut my wrists while reciting Friedrich Nietzsche, run fully naked on down the streets while I jerk off and at the same time I'll be drinking bleach Then I'll lay down on train tracks, wait for the slice and the final impact, Take my head, I don't care about that, just make sure my nutsack and dick are still intact Put my death on tv My dead body's smiling like "Yo! You see me!?" Kill myself for no reason. Then again it's suicide season and every day there's a new way to die, so if you wanna do it have fun and take your time, when you put the gun to your head just remember, remember that:
Suicide, it's a suicide [8x]
Suicide is fun, just try it You want a razorblade? I'll buy it Just remember to cut up and press hard, you don't wanna end up in the ER You wanna end up in a body bag, a number in the system, another toe tag Don't you wanna be another statistic? Just do it, like Nike, and do it sadistic, right next to your best friend or mother, or your girlfriend under the covers Pound herion into your veins, then nod off forever and just drift away Take a handful of loratabs Then put a bag on your head, tie it tight and you'll be glad You'll be joining me down in hell but don't do it for me, though, do it for yourself In the meantime I'll try new methods, self surgery with no anasthetic Don't be a pussy and don't act pathetic, put my head on the block and I'll get beheaded Go into the wrong 'hood and wear the wrong color like "Yo guys, what's good" Or drive me out to area 51 past the warning signs and watch me run It always comes in mysterious ways, so why wait, plan it out and kill yourself today Do yourself the favor If you believe in god then go an' meet your savior Death in 31 flavors Which one do you like, which one do you savor And when you put that gun to your head just remember, remember that
Suicide, it's a suicide [8x]
If you're feeling bullied - kill yourself and if you'er sad or you're mad - kill yourself and if you hate your dad - kill yourself and if you're mad at this song then kill yourself It's a joke on a serious matter So why not laugh, it'll make you feel better No doubt people gonna take it wrong so they should kill themselves when they buy this song Have a sense of humor "It's not like I'm making fun of a guy with a brain tumor" Fuck you for starting all those rumors and I hope your ass dies just a little sooner I can't help it, I'm sick and twisted Tell me what's that make you for sittin' and listenin' Kill yourself if you hate that line, choke yourself with your mouse cord and take your time I'm not phoney and I'm not real bashful I'm the hamburgler, bitch, I'm a real McAsshole Bet you never thought you'd hear me like this so get back to the subject at hand, (what?) slit your wrist Suicide, it's a suicide, kill yourself real slow while I spit these lines and like I said, please take your time because I'm already