Can’t trust a man you can bait with a tweet Don’t let anyone tell you that our country is weak He insults John McCain, who deserves our respect Ignores his debts--what the heck? Bernie and I will work together We all know he’s a national treasure
Me and Bernie Bernie and me On the same side We need to fight Against Donald Trump’s tweets Fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me, fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me
No one’s more disappointed than I am tonight But we need to fight Fight the tweets 40 hours a week
Bridges are better than walls So pokemon go to the polls (Never, ever, ever forget it)
Do for her what you did for me I ask you to carry Hillary In this election, this year Reject cynicism and reject fear
Me and Bernie Bernie and me (and me) On the same side We need to fight Against Donald Trump’s tweets Fight against the tweets (malarkey) ( Fight the tweets) Bernie and me, fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me
The DNC and the emails Putting a finger on the scales What the hell? I heard they’ve got an excuse, though It was just a Russian prank, bro Hack or no hack, it made me cringe into my couch crack Found a crusty cheetoh that I never thought I’d get back
Me and Bernie Bernie and me (Fight the tweets) (Repeating a tweet Tweeting and repeating a tweet)
(sax solo)
Me and Bernie Bernie and me On the same side We need to fight Against Donald Trump’s tweets Fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me, fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me