Cock-a-doodle-do, we're a huge corporation, Cock-a-doodle-do, and we can't be stopped, All of you protesters can go to hell, It's time for Cluckin' Bell!
From the factory farmer to your plate, The chicken's life is a sorry state, It's pumped full of chemicals, and what the hell, They even made my breasts swell!
Filled full of hormones, so they get fat, At least we no longer slip in a rat, I love chicken with a shitty smell, And that's why I love Cluckin' Bell!