In a crowd With no escape Is when I feel My privates wake!
Got to find Some privacy Or they will see Me scratching me!
[Chorus] My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way down low! My balls are a ball of fire My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way down low! My balls are a ball of fire
Irritation Toleration Scrotum itching Leaves me bitching
Can't endure this Epidermis Scrotum itching Leave me buh... [End of chorus]
Tension builds There's got to be A way to end My agony Pockets deep Where no one sees I find the keys To my relief!