well I met a girl some other day she was puddlin' cigars in a tray i said 'hey, lass, whats up with you? did somobody stole your mountain dew?'
we talked the whole evening didn't know i can drink that much
and after a while o' sittin' in the bar we got outside to look for a cab i stepped up front and walked back down slipped up in a pool and torned her gown
i accidently torn her gown didn't realise the whole seriousness
in an hour or two we got to her place she hugged me right in 'middle o' the waist by that time i finally got sober up
i looked at her, thought 'holy crap!'
haven't seen the girl uglier! the shit just got real.
well i tossed my head and shrugged my shoulders said 'you know girl, i'm too much older!' 'i'm even older than you dad and mum' well that how i said and started to run
what a bullshit i've said prolly the silliest lie ever
don't know how i got to my home i closed all doors and turned off the phone i sleeped all night and all next day until i finally got my sanity okay.
never drink too much pals well i never will surely.