I'm so rap,
And this is my car,
Yeah this is my house,
And this is Jafar.
I'm so rap,
And this is my chair,
Now I'm in a tub,
Here some ***** hair.
So you don't like me,
Well your a stupid ****,
Take your hatred of my music,
And shove it up your butt.
Some say I can't sing,
Well that's just not true,
Here let me prove it,
Oh wait, I don't have to.
I'm so rap,
Let me take a dump,
And then we can ****, make sure you
Check your ***** for lumps.
Cause you could have cancer,
And that would be bad,
Your ***** are for ******,
Not making panda sad.
I'm a master of lyrics,
I'm a master of bread,
I'm a master of your mother,
Who loves to give me ****.
I could ****** a horse,
That's how **** I am down there,
Hey I got a question,
Does it feel awkward in here?
I'm so rap,
I've been to jail six times,
Which means I had to endore forced **** ***,
For committing all those crimes.
I'm rich and successful,
And I like to carry a gun,
I'm not broke or homeless,
This sign is just for fun,
Sometimes I rob the crackers,
But I don't need the cash,
Because I'm pure class,
In jail I like it in my ***.
Yeah I'm so rap,
I'm more gangster than the rest,
He who kills the most cops,
Performs on iTunes the best.
Rap's about being a con,
And degrading ******* ****,
Rap is a gift to the world,
If gift means pile of ****.
I'm so rap,
I think we all agree,
That if you don't like rap,
You're not a loser like me.
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