Fuck the front door, Fuck the back Fuck the good girls with the knack Fuck the government until they fuck you back Fuck a Muslim Fuck a Jew Fuck fans of Blink 182 That's illegal if you're born in '83, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck a bean cheese burrito Fuck a bowl of cookie dough Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe Fuck a cop fuck a marine Fuck a jar of Vaseline Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf But before you fuck it all Go Fuck Yourself!