Well I work all day from nine to five Just grabbing enough for try to stay alive Five o'clock come I Crawl back in my crummy hole I'm eating Wheat Cheapies from a cracked plastic bowl Good Times . Ha Ha Ha Ha Well I watch TV 'till it goes on the blink I spend all night listening to water dripping in the sink Rusty old stove leaking gas everywhere ! I strike a match, it blasts my face and burns off my hair ! Good Times ? Listen to this - Ha Ha Ha Ha ! Friends tell me how lucky I am Cause they're using daddy's money , driving daddy's car But they can't tell me how bad things are for them // Well I love good booze , but drink cheap wine I love tough chicks but, man, haha , look at mine I've got one good suit but it's wearing mighty mighty thin I go out for entertainment I park behind me twin Things starting bad from the day of my birth Why it looks like I'm destined to be a scum on the earth ! I growing bald and I'm getting fat too And if you don't like it , there's something for you ! Good Times ? Listen babe - Ha Ha Ha Ha