It's a pleasure to meet you my friend Come take a seat at my desk I gotta tell you kid The whole team is more than impressed Your melodies soar and all of your choruses shine The lyrics are sound and your voice is fundamentally fine But face it if you wanna make it on the radio kid You gotta do as I say Change all the hims into hers And just don't tell the world that you're shh
Happy to help, take my card, please think about what I've said Do do do do but this is an industry where people make money So your art has to sell blah blah blah blah And you should never seek to challenge to an audience They buy what they're told and we never get it wrong Go write us a nonoffensive tasteful conventional song Like this one Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it should be forever
Welcome to Tinseltown kid I'm gonna make you a star You got the fire in your gut and everything that you need to go far You're a talented guy, you can shake Hollywood to the ground And with us on your side plus your looks you're gonna conquer this town But face it if you wanna break into this business kid you gotta play the part And you'll never play a leading man if you let onto your fans the truth about who you are Just remember that girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it has been forever Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it will be forever On the radio, in Hollywood, on the TV shows, for the greater good He said think about the children Think about the children
You wanted to write me hit record for the radio Are you never gonna get it? The kids already know Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend I like guys and they like me We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend I like guys and they like me We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do
Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it has been forever Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it will be whatever