yo whats up, im the mad hatter i’ll pour your tea please don’t let it splatter and please don’t be late for your very important date my funny bunny friend is twitching cause he just can’t wait for our tea party
with you and me, girl this aint no starbucks drive through you’ll see falling down that rabbit hole you must have hit your head you think you are dreaming but you’re in wonderland instead
whether you’re big or whether you’re small i’ll hat your head with green yellow and red or you can have them all you could wear a sombrero or a hat like a pirate and be jack sparrow
see it doesn’t really matter when youre the mad hatter no it doesnt really matter cause im the mad hatter
let me bust a cap on that nap those dreadlocks need a beanie you could look like a genie
or would you like to be a cowboy maybe a pimp with a pimp hat or santa claus maybe casablanca, we have some willy wonka pretty ugly, or even pretty ugly
i’m darth vader i’m president lincoln graduated from my class cause i’m always thinking of new styles and new designs my next one you won’t even find
see it doesn’t really matter when youre the mad hatter no it doesnt really matter cause hes the mad hatter
oh hey this stuff’s a little risky want another cup of coffee my nose is getting twitchy lets move to another place somewhere far from the fat red queen’s face oh, she says, off with his head this here bunny ain’t gonna be dead (missing a line or two here)
down with the bloody red queen you must slay the jabberwock dragon she’s so ugly and mean we want the white queen so i can start futterwacken
do you want to futterwack oh i love to futterwack let’s all just futterwack futterwack with me
no it doesn’t really matter when you’re the mad hatter