lets go to the cave club i wanna have a paisley rave up lads check out my gothic bowl cut im not spider webb anymore because im all grown up and you’ll never be as cool as me oh no you’ll never be as cool as me dont even try to be as cool as me because im rhysie i’m in a relationship with all things paisley transport me back to the 60s i wanna see july live please i’ve changed so much since my days playing the keys since i nicked tom’s bass yeah i hope he’s not mad with me but he’ll never be as cool as me no he’ll never be as cool as me tom-josh-joe and faris dont even try to be as cool as me because im rhysie im in a relationship with all things paisley because im rhys webb aha im rhys webb i am rhys timothy somerset webb from southend on sea and the cave club belongs to me because im rhys webb