[Blythe] I picture Whitney, she's on that barge The drum beats heavy and the oars are large She looks unhappy, and her hands are sore They keep her working 'till she hits the floor [Pepper] I'm in deep doo-doo, I'm quite a wreck It's like two boulders wrapped around my neck I wish I never, ever saw that rock The weight so heavy I can barely walk [Both] The guilty tango The voices screaming out inside your head The guilty tango You wish you didn't, but you did instead [Blythe] Oh, then there's Brittany, she's hanging there The gators hungry, snapping for her hair It seems quite vicious and such bad luck She paid 700 bucks for that haircut [Pepper] What will Vinnie do to me? Make me feed him flies? I'd rather face a crowded house Of spoiled banana cream pie! [Both] The guilty tango The voices screaming out inside your head The guilty tango You wish you didn't, but you did instead The guilty tango Your conscious nagging as it fills your ears The guilty tango The dance could carry on for years and years