HARLEY QUINN: We act suicidal, Our job's suicidal.
I was good at psychiatry, Had a master's degree, But I fell for the brace face and the brace face fell for me.
I had a crush on that transexual villain, Was my puddin', started screwin'.
So I got tattoos on my bod. I'm a badass bitch rollin with this villain squad.
We act suicidal, Our job's suicidal. We act suicidal, Fighting a God more powerful than Zod.
DEADSHOT: Hundred percent accuracy, that's my game, 'Til I was taken by the Bat, and he put my ass to shame. They made me team up with a cunt shootin' flames, Like a habanero taco that my stomach couldn't tame.
JOKER: Gang bangin' psycho, swim in color swirls, I'll get really offended if you don't drill my girl. I started my career robbing 7-11s, Now I'm hijacking chinooks with gold Ak-47s.
FLAG: I'm an all star American, named after the flag, Now I'm juggling villains, it's a real fucking drag. It's confusing enough to be in love with a witch, While takin' orders from my boss, she's a psychopathic bitch.
HARLEY QUINN: So I got tattoos on my bod. I'm a badass bitch rollin' with this villain squad.
We act suicidal, Our job's suicidal. We act suicidal. Fighting a God more powerful than Zod.