If Neil Tennant was my lover Would he meet my friends ? Would he call my name when We're out on the dancefloors Or would he just dance?
If Neil Tennant was my lover Would he copy his keys? Would he stand on his knees or would he just tilt his head back and leave me to please?
If Neil Tennant was my lover Would he do me no harm Would he put on his charm or
would he just tears my eyes out and call me one of his puppets?
If Neil Tennant was my lover would he? No, I don't think he would do that to me
Would he sing like he sang to me When he sang that song, Rent And all the other songs he sings for me and they're just for me and they're just for me and you know it