As I went into the chandler's shop Some candles for to buy I went inside the chandler's shop but no one could I spy Now I was dissappointed so some angry words I said When I heard the sound of a *** A-right above my head When I heard the sound of a *** A-right above my head
Now, I was quick and I was slick So up the stairs I fled How very surprised was I to find the chandler's wife in bed And with her was another man of quite considerable size And they were having a *** A-right before my eyes Oh, and they were having a *** A-right before my eyes
Now, when the fun was over and done The lady raised her head How very surpised was she to find me standing by the bed If you will be discreet, my boy, if you will be so kind Why don't you come up with some *** Whenever you feel inclied Oh, why don't you come up with some *** Whenever you feel inclied
So many the night and many the day when the chandler wasn't home To get myself some candles to the chandler's shop I'd roam But nary one she gave to me, she gave to me instead A little bit more of that *** To light me way to bed Just a little bit more of that *** To light me way to bed
So come on you, married men, take heed Whenever you go to town And if you leave your wife alone - be sure and tie her down And if you'll be so kind to her just lay her there on the floor And give her so much of that *** She doesn't want anymore! Ai, and give her so much of that *** She doesn't want anymore! Oi!