Staying at home, on a Sunday afternoon, Sad, bored, lonely too. Find a pack of six and for my friends a fix, Peradventure ponies will do
Everybody likes to see Pinkie Pie, She always brings a smile And everyone likes to see Rainbow Dash, Flying under the sunshine
Fluttershy and her critters, Will make your heart melt Twilight Sparkle is adorkable Even though her name is lame
And Rarity brings the elegance, This show could have lacked Enough ponies for everyone to love, But nobody ever loves Applejack
Every single character that has ever Appeared was great All of the villains, background ponies, Some even like Snips and Snails
Everybody loved to hear Derpy speak And some cared about Lyra And we still talk about Trixie, And worship Princess Luna
Everybody I know loves to ship Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, And there's always someone who will loves Silver Spoon or Diamond Tiara
As for the males, there's always Braeburn Caramel, Spike and Big Mac There's enough ponies for everyone to love But nobody ever loves Applejack Nobody ever loves Applejack
(And then, the sax)
Nobody cares about the apple farmer, That is a well known fact Nobody cares about the apple farmer, Nobody ever loves Applejack
(Oh god the sax)
No one cares about the apple farmer, That is a well known fact No one cares about the apple farmer, Nobody ever loves Applejack Nobody ever loves Applejack Nobody ever loves Applejack Nobody ever loves Applejack
I'm gonna make them love Applejack I'm gonna make them love Applejack I'm gonna make them love Applejack I'm gonna make them love Applejack