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Wow, 250,000 subscribers and counting! Thank you all so much for the support! ^_^
This is the little Portal 'rap' (if you can call it that) video I promised last year when I hit 100,000 subscribers. Originally planned to finish and release it by 150,000 subscribers, but tons of projects popped up that took up my time. How time flies! Not the best 'rap' ever, but it was pretty fun to make. =P
All voices by me.
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This took about 2 months of work; spread out over about 6 months, which was slowed down because of a lot of other large projects.
Behind The Scenes: [coming soon]
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My other Portal songs you may enjoy!
This Is Aperture http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIVmKOdrBk
If I Were A Core http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U_RvUYINpo
The Wheatley Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di2wDDwxqHg
The Pit Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QO40HjRH2w
Making Science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAFivGsKX4
GLaDOS Is To Blame http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDY-DF4Lpdg
Dumb Ways To Die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SSdTXNK2mo
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Lyrics:
Hey my name's Wheatley; I'm a brilliant little core! I didn't know what to expect when I opened up that door! I showed her where the gun was; she progressed like a pro! Such a good jumper too... (Trust me, I know!)
When we found GLaDOS, I kinda woke her up! She wasn't happy, nooo... she crushed me like a cup! Found a great big bird; it put me on my rail! When I found Chell again, I tried to tell her the tale! (But!)
That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
We went behind the scenes to try and escape! She tried to crush us again: got through without a scrape! Destroyed her neurotoxin and replaced all the turrets! Turns out they're pretty useless without any bullets!
We made it to her chamber; I was ready to insert! Then Chell pressed the button...oooh, man that hurt! I did lose control, I'll be the first to admit... I even punched Chell down a deadly pit...
That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
With GLaDOS out the picture, I could call the shots! Did a little digging and came across the bots! Had a real bad itch and needed to do some tests! But first I had to deal with those troublesome pests!
Chell and the potato, made it to my lair! I only tried to help them; it just wasn't fair! Then Chell shot a portal on to the moon! And it sucked us out like a big typhoon!
That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
Spaaaaace!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Space! Space! Space! Space! Space! Space! Space!
[x4] That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship!