Chris: Let me ask you something. Have you ever seen a real dinosaur? Of course you haven't, and you never will. Fact! That's because they never existed, and science... (chuckles) science is a lie. I mean, have you actually ever seen a sperm? We've all tried. All you have to do is read and understand the Epsilon Tract, and the secrets of the Universe will be opened to you. This is a life- altering experience. All your mortal fears will be at ease. The Epsilon Program. This time, God, it's personal.