[Tina:] A buh-buh buh buh-buh [New Directions:] A buh-buh buh buh-buh
[Tina:] You went to school to learn, girl Things you never, never knew before
[Kurt:] I got I before E except after C
[Tina:] And why two plus two makes four Now, now, now I'm gonna teach you ([ND:] Teach you, teach you) All about love, dear, ([ND:] All about love)
[Mike:] Sit yourself down, take a seat All you gotta do is repeat after me
[Tina with New Directions] A B C, easy as one, two, three Are simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl A B C, easy as one, two, three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh) Are simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
[Tina:] ([New Directions:] Come on, let me love you just a little bit) Come on, let me love you just a little bit ([New Directions:] Teach, teach, sing it out) Come on, come one, come on Let me show you what it's all about
[Quinn:] Reading and writing arithmetic Are the branches of the learning tree
[Mike:] But listen without the roots of love let me tell you, girl
[Kurt:] Your education ain't complete
[Tina:] T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you, ([ND:] show you, show you) How to get an A, ([New Directions:] Nah nah nah nah naah)
[Mike:] Spell me, you, add the two Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do
[Tina with New Directions:] A B C is easy as one, two, three Are simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl A B C is easy as like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh) Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be That's how easy love can be Sing a simple melody ([New Directions:] That's how easy love can be) One, two, three, you and me
[Kurt:] Sit down girl I think I love you
[Mike:] No, get up girl show me what you can do!
[Tina with New Directions:] Shake it, shake it, baby, ([Mike:] come on now) Shake it, shake it, baby, ([Kurt:] ooh-ooh) Shake it, shake it, baby, One, two, three baby oo A B C baby do re mi baby That's how easy love can be A B C is easy as like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh) Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be
[Mike:] Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, Come on, come on, come on, let me show you what it's all about A B C it's easy it's like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh) Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be
[Mike:] Now I'm gonna teach you how to Sing it out, sing it out, sing it out, sing it out
[Tina with New Directions:] A B C is easy it's like counting up to three Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be
[Mike:] Now I'm gonna teach you how to Sing it out, sing it out, easy as one, two, three