SAM What the hell’s going on?! Dean why are you here?!
DEAN Hey my brother, how have you been feeling? Girlfriend’s lookin’ good, she’s hotter than the ceiling But Dad is hunting and He’s M.I.A. now man
SAM I’ll be back soon if I can
JESS See you later you guys!
DEAN The family business Sam, that’s why I’m talking to ya Hunting the scary shit with my bitch of a brother
SAM I’d rather go to school I don’t live by your rules He’s using us like tools
DEAN Hey where’s our Dad have you seen him? Look here’s his journal
SAM Can I go home now?
DEAN Alright I guess so But you must know You’ll always be Sammy If you need help just call me Have a good night with Jessy
SAM Wait holy shit no My girlfriend’s dead now I will avenge her And slay all evil My life is such shit Homeless and single
DEAN I know the feeling Let’s do some dealing
MEG Nice to meet you, I’m Meg.
SAM Basically Dad’s gone Now we’re helping each town Demons, ghosts and hellhounds Exorciamus te
DEAN They ain’t so lucky Dude you are fugly What rhymes with fugly?
SAM Well turns out I am cursed, I feel like Harry Potter Magic abilities, no mother, now no father
DEAN Azazel killed my dad And now I’m really mad If Sam dies I’ll be sad
SAM Sad is one thing but a contract?!
DEAN Going to hell now I always figured Wait who is Ruby?
SAM Nevermind her I’ve watched you die now I will revive you Demon blood with mah hell boo
DEAN Three guesses who’s back Good God my eardrums
CAS I need your help
DEAN How am I living
CAS I need your help
DEAN Hey someone’s coming I’mma kill you!
CAS I am an angel It’s I who raised you
DEAN Shit’s about to go down
SAM It’s the apocalypse Angels, demons, vessels, this is some bible shit Um, I kind of also saw this bitch It was just for drugs, but she ain’t blood like you So by the way, I must kill you I’m the vessel of Lucifer, that is true
DEAN Hang on, this don’t have to be a thing we do Zach and Cas are convinced, but this ain’t through Too bad the only sons are you and I Wait woah who’s the convenient Adam guy Sammy please don’t die, I really can’t lose you You said yes to the devil now you’re really through So I just watch and wait for you to come back from the devil’s Cage
SAM Not many women can refuse this pimpin' I'm a hot guy, but don't live long if you get with me
DEAN What the fuck, hey Sam, you alright?
CAS I forgot his soul, yep I’m a troll Here comes a Death toll
DEAN Yes I trusted Cas, but now I’m on my own There’s lots of angsty shit, shut up Sam watch your tone
SAM Hey no more brooding Cas screwed us over Wait who’s Dick Roman
CAS Well fucking fuck I fucking fucked up I’m really sorry
DEAN Cas you’re an asshole And Sam is mental
SAM Can I please sleep? Let in the devil All I want is an Advil This shit is mad real
DEAN No problem, Meg’s good At least she’s with us Get Sammy fixed up Now Cas is fucked up
SAM Leviathans suck I hate my life man I’ll kill Dick Roman I’m alone again