Jayce: Alright that's enough Ugly people step aside They call me hero defender and Piltover's pride I take it all in stride giving girls heart attacks Strike you with the hammer and then bring sexy back You wanna try me in the lane I'll have you seeing stars I'm dishing out the pain up close and from afar Strong like a bull versatility stunning Accelerating shock blasts that hits you running And yet I'm pretty smart I'm a scientist you know And when I calculate the likeliness of success for my foes I get the one result failure forever Look at victor's face, it's so cute, said no one ever Caitlyn: On patrol get set take aim lock and load Now put your hands upon your knees I'm in control Don't try that shit with me you're gonna get caught I only got two words for you head shot Boom that's it you're dead you took the head-start but could just as well have stayed and slit your throat instead You wanna know why it's called ace in the hole? I'm the ace and the hole is where you used to have your head. Got the heart of the dragon and the mind like a genie When you step into my town you'll be answering to me so... I'm not gonna blame ya if you're petrified scared stiff I am the law and no one shoots the sheriff Dr. Mundo: Move Mundo up to the plate The doctor's arrived Mundo sealing your fate Top Mundo's flow? Who thinks they can match it? No bad blood here Mundo buries the hatchet Doom in degrees Wrecking 3v3's Life is affliction Mundo cure your disease Mundo the king end of conversation And this doctor's not strange to regeneration Piltover punies no match for cleaver You see Mundo's face now you a believer You lay on ground, broken to pieces Going too ham? Mundo goes where he pleases Ezreal: I was born with sorcerous power in my veins My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains You'll never strike back I've got jukes for days When they find what's left you'll still be ablaze And yeah I rock the Haruhi dance so what You know it puts the ladies straight into rut Have you seen the look on Lux's face? Go on be jelly you're such a disgrace I'll kill for my princess no robbers or fakes Flee or I'll trash you 'till you've got the shakes So you think you can take me, cool your jets MotherF***er I'm Ez-real as it gets (hahaha, it's all skill) Vi: One girl wrecking crew Vi, a vicious violent vixen voiding vindication Gauntlet of the law keeping safe Piltover's Population Honor, Justice and freedom yea what are those I'm just here to show your skull a few denting blows They say I'm overpowered oh she's such a misfit This is Vi radio, check out my smash hits So when the law comes out that's just a Vi day And if you want all your teeth stay out of Vi's way You can beg for mercy won't be able to hear you Resist arrest once your rights stay in my rear view It's not some Freud related envy Not like I'm just compensating This is simply how the game looks when I'm dominating Run all you want but you're not gonna get far My punches make explosions like it's Fist of the North Star A fury like no other, stay back while I solo baron Throwing more 'Bows than a trick named Garen