My coffee's cold My car's too old And I never ever get where I go My money's low My wifi slow And I've got a useless dumbass smartass phone
I lost my keys, I lost my keys I kissed my boss, I kissed my boss And as of now I think I've got no job Can't pay my rent, can't pay my rent Don't have a cent, don't have a cent I'm so connected but I've got no friends, yeah
Just when you think it can't get any worse Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church I'm not a preacher but I'm tellin' you It's gonna be ok Just hurry up and wait
It's alright, now oh oh Don't worry It's alright, now oh oh Don't worry
My jeans too tight My waist's on strike And I might get way too frisky tonight I'm pretty funny, I'm pretty funny But the jokes on me, but the jokes on me Cause no one ever takes me seriously, yeah
Just when you think it can't get any worse Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church I'm not a preacher but I'm tellin' you It's gonna be ok Just hurry up and wait