[Eminem] Ladies and gentlemen, make some noooooise! Aww shit, yeah Y'all ready to get this shit started or what? Aight, well I brought some friends with me too
Now I ain't back just for the sake of just sayin I'm back I could relax but I'd rather stack ammo on tracks Couple Xanax, light a couple wax candles then black out and relapse 'til I yack Jack Daniels and 'gnac Burp bubbles, attitude's immaturin Double shot of Bacardi, party, vision is blurrin Whoa-oh, I can't see shit, my words get to slurrin Uh-oh! You can call me R. Kelly now, you're in trouble! What's occurin befo', after and durin the show has no bearing on the bad news I'm baring, whoa What is it, wordplay? No I'm pushin you out the do' So suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow Now stomp your fuckin feet 'til you get to squishin a hoe It's pandemo-nium standin know when you see him, oh Damn baby you look good, you're givin me wood You should, pull over like a sweat-shirt with a hood It's neck work, get her polly on, you and me both Break bread while I'm coppin over this game to pinch a loaf Now homie who's your favorite pain in the ass? Who claims to be spittin the same flames as me? I'm Kanye when he crashed In other words I got the hood on smash like I stepped on the gas Destroyed the front end, deployed the damn airbags from the dash Went through 'em and laughed Came back an hour after the accident and bit a goddamn Jawbreaker in half! So stop fakin the funk and start shakin your ass Slaughterhouse in the house with the caucasian of rap and Just Blaze on the track, what's the fuck's more amazin than that? Slut, answer me that, Royce where you at?