I was a waiter at the Jockey Club And all the Great and the Good would all come Wanda was feted above everyone So they threw a Banquet in her honour Me, the lucky man to wait upon her
Wanda, Wanda Oh to go on crazy day trips Me and my sweet Aviatrix Wanda, Wanda Darling of the Jockey Club
She wanted to be the first one to do The journey from Greenland down to Peru But she got thisty near Kalamazoo So she took a quick spin, 'cross the Rockies Just to have a "gin-sling" at the Jockeys
Wanda, Wanda Oh to go on lazy day trips Me and my sweet Aviatrix Wanda, Wanda Darling of the Jockey Club
While waiting tables I noticed this guy Trying to take all the jewels he could find I was just able to stop him in time …But you don't get far If you get hit o-ver the head with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot
Wanda, Wanda Oh to go on crazy day trips Me and my sweet Aviatrix Wanda, Wanda Darling of the Jockey Club
Then in a rotten turn of events The Champagne popped The head waiter got drenched I was sacked on the spot Wanda, well she was incensed
She said to me "Hey Mr Waiter" "Would you like to be my Navigator?"
Wanda, Wanda Now we go on crazy day trips Me and my sweet Aviatrix Wanda, Oh Wanda When it's five o' clock we Fly across the Rockies And dine out at the Jockey Club!