Sharpest knives for the five mid wives, And you were just a dirty orphan, We’re spending every second of our lives Boozing on the new endorphin, Reminds me of the time Time took it's time with me, Reminds me of the time You talked to me
You told me what the Rapture was, And how it was all untrue, My pockets only holding dirt and fuzz, But I should be the one to tell you – Only one out of a hundred teenage vampires Never gets to feed, And I'll see you in the corn fed Wonderland, Where the clown girls go to bleed, Where the clown girls go to bleed
Gimme one of your deadliest guns, Gimme two of your hot sticky buns, Gimme three or four tickets to the midnight show, Gimme five up high, down low too slow
Drinking drinks and holding a grudge Against Lady Antebellum, And when you find yourself before the Judge, You best be prepared to tell him – Only one out of a hundred circus lions jumps through a hoop for meat, And I'll see you in the mystery public toilet Where the teddy bears go to pee, Where the teddy bears go to pee
Gimme one of summer years, Gimme two of three of your living heirs, Gimme four of whatever keeps you alive, Gimme five, lover, C'mon and gimme five C'mon and gimme five C'mon and gimme five C'mon and gimme five Five