TWO ANTIQUE DEALERS IN A SUV PROCEEDED TO CUT ME OFF. I FOLLOWED THEM DOWNTOWN TO ONE OF THEM ARTIST'S LOFTS. ONE OF THE GUYS CAME TO THE DOOR AND SAID "HI, YOU MUST BE MICH" I SAID "NO" AND I PUNCHED HIM IN THE TEETH AND SAID "I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH!" AH YEAH...
I'M A CHAIN-SMOKIN' CB JOKIN' TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
THE NEW WAITRESS GAVE ME THE EYE AT GREASY BOB'S COME ON INN. I TOOK HER HOME TO A HONKEY TONK, NEXT THING, WERE CHECKING IN TO THE SPRING DAY INN. IN THE MORNING SHE SAY "I LOVE YA, HANK", THEN SHE STARTS TO TWITCH I SAID, "SORRY BABY, GOTTA GO... 'CAUSE I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH" AH YEAH...
I'M A PILL POPPIN' JOJO EATIN' TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
A CHICKEN FRIED STEAK EATIN' TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH A FIVE DOLLAR SHOWER NUDIE GIRL, HAPPY HOUR TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH AHH YEAH...
HEY WHAT'S YOU 20 THERE? 10-4
DRINKIN' BEER AT MY FAVORITE BAR, THE CHROME NUDIE GIRL INN. TRUCKERS DON'T LIKE SHUTTLEBUS DRIVERS AND A SLEW OF THEM WALKED IN. I'D RATHER DRINK WITH A SMOKEY BEAR AND GET THE HEMORROID ITCH. ME AND BOB BEATH THE SHIT OUT OF THEM 'CAUSE I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH AH YEAH!!
A SIDE BURN WEARIN' REDMAN CHEWIN' TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH A THELMA AND LOUSIE HATIN' TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH I TELL YA, I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH A GEAR SHIFTIN' CHICKIN LICKIN' TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH