Dear little Alice, please don’t cry Tears of woe won’t help you get by I know you feel scare lost and alone Since you cannot find your way back HOME Have strange things happened? Is there anything I need to know? Did you taste things that made you shrink or GROW? Did you suffer any? Please… Say it isn’t so! I will help you out, just wait and see You’d be glad that you found a cat… Like me.. I’ll show you around this fascinating place Only if you keep a smile on your face No more reading sings that say… THIS WAY… or… YONDER Now you don’t have to sit down and try to ponder Which way you should you go, you ask? I seem to find that a fairly simple task Just follow my grin for you will know soon How much it looks like a glowing crescent moon Don’t be afraid, please follow my advice Surely you don’t even need to think twice Oh look, there’s The Queen all dressed in RED Hear how she screams… Those are very words everyone dreds Would you like to keep your head? Quick Alice! RUN! The cards are after you! Run through this DOOR! I’ll protect you Dry your eyes, Alice, because there is no time to cry You’ll see me again as the years come flying by… And just then you think this might be the end Never forget that, in your heart… You’ll always be my friend…