Before I Met My Baby, There Was A Whole Lot Going On Yea, Before I Met My Baby, There Was A Whole Lot Going On I Used To Wag My Tail In Every Corner, Never Hesitate To Give That Bitch A Bone
Before I Met My Baby Didn't Have A Clue Before I Met My Baby I Didn't Know What I Should Do She Wouldn't Wag Her Tail Or Nothing At All Until The Furniture-man Come Oh Take It Away, Yeah, Go On, Let's Guitar
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One Time, Baby, I Took Her For A Walk Two Timing Bitch, I Tried To Squash Her Under A Truck Three Time Looser, This Ain't No Game Five Hand Shuffle Driving Me Insane I Can't Get It When I Want It, When I Call Her She Don't Answer To Her Name
We Settle Down Into A Laugh Of Bliss Or So It Seemed I Adjusted To The Endless Wine And Foodmixes End Her Talking To Me It Was Hell, I Tell You And When I Dug My Bone Up, She Threw My Bone Right Back At Me!
Some... There's Some Harmonica? In The Ball?
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I Finished With That Bitch, He'd Left Her Tied Up To A Tree She Had A Note Around Her Neck Saying, \"take This One, She's Free\" Before I Met My Baby My Life Was Misery Before I Met My Baby My Life Was Misery