Barnum: We're out of step We disagree What's right for you Is wrong for me Together we're apart a country mile But I like your style I like your style
Charity: We're out of step We disagree What's right for you is wrong for me When I propose Then you protest What's my delight You just detest Too sweet a fight to ever reconcile
Barnum: Too sweet a fight to ever reconcile
Charity: But I like your style
Barnum: I like your style
Charity: I like your style No shouts or quarrels No blows or tears
Both: One simple fuss To dissect and discuss For the next One hundred years