CATHERINE When you come home to me I'll wear a sweeter smile And hope that, for a while, you'll... Okay, thank you Thank you so much I'm climbing uphill, Daddy Climbing uphill I'm up every morning at six And standing in line With two hundred girls Who are younger and thinner than me Who have already been to the gym I'm waiting five hours in line And watching the girls Just coming and going In dresses that look just like this Till my number is finally called When I walk in the room There's a table of men Always men - usually gay Who've been sitting like I have And listening all day To two hundred girls Belting as high as they can! I am a good person I'm an attractive person I am a talented person Grant me Grace! When you come home... I should have told them I was sick last week They're gonna think this is the way I sing Why is the pianist playing so loud? Should I sing louder? I'll sing louder Maybe I should stop and start over I'm gonna stop and start over