Sometimes I wish I was a Barbie, A tiny little Barbie doll, I would live at home w/ Kent And I would be his gal. I would ride on pretty horses, I would have amazing hair, I would drive a pink-a Cadillac I would go to every fair. Oh, magical transformation, And here I am again, I am the queen of plastic, The duchess of my men. (Oh, woah, yeah) x4 I would lie on the beach all day, I would shop for clothes, I would never go to work, I would have no foes And my friend would be called Cindy We would have a lot of fun We would go walk our doggies, In the mornings we would run. Oh, magical transformation, And here I am again, I am the queen of plastic, The duchess of my men. (Oh, woah, yeah) x4 My dream's to be a Barbie doll But if you want the truth, All of it already happened, My dream was filled full. But it was a little different, I was somebody else, I wasn't pretty Barbie, I was her boyfriend Kent. But it wasn't magical, In fact, it wasn't at all, A life as a plastic doll Isn't as good after all. Life was horrible, There was a lot of noise, Me and Barbie hated each other And I hated her dog. Oh, magical transformation, And here I am again, I am the queen of plastic, The duchess of my men. (Oh, woah, yeah) x4