Yesterday I bought a roll of toilet paper, Then came home and put it on the table. Then went away and took it with me And went to the park, where there are many trees. I was walking through the park, Before it became dark Threw up my roll And began to play and dance rock and roll.
Chorus: Toilet paper flies so nice, so nice. (So nice, so nice, so nice)
Today with my friends we’ve bought some toilet paper. Then came home and put it on the table, Then went away and took it with us And went to the park, where there is a lot of grass. Now we’re walking through the park, It isn’t so dark, Throw up our rolls And begin to play and dance rock and roll.
Chorus
Hey you all! Buy toilet paper. Very, very, very much of toilet paper. And let’s make an incredible show! Throw up your rolls! And begin to sing and dance rock and roll!