It's been happening a lot lately just before I wake up I see the most terrible things-- School buses exploding volcanos erupting from the tops of skyscrapers moustaches dripping with blood
The kid's playing video games he's probably been up all night He's mumbling something about potions and daggers he's firing missiles into corpses
He says that the ghost in the kitchen keeps turning the microwave on Is that you funny monkey? Where'd you learn to do that? Please don't teach the new cat
Someday we'll let the machines do everything, everything Someday we'll never complain
And our most talented friends will wake up and work again, work again Shake shake shake their skinny fists again
The old man tried to kill the curse but he only made it worse He left us with a song and dance he left us, he left us, he left us with a heart attack
A mother in the hospital a sister in the grave A brother in a supermax with no one to save him and no one to save The kid's teacher tells him this is not the golden age
Something tells me that there was never a golden age never a golden age
Someday the oil will run out and airplanes forever will be grounded We will learn to survive from the neighbor's garbage
Troubled heads will prevail with songs that shimmer and wail Kings of pain will reign via email Like all the other kings they will fail.
Funny monkey, come haunt us again attack us, distract us with your gale force winds Bring us a virus, unite us in irrational fear Bring us a mandate and some band-aids and a six-pack of beer Bring us something to make us think of something else Bring us medicine but don't bring us health Bring us money but don't bring us wealth Bring us something else, something else
It's been happening a lot lately just before I fall asleep I see the most beautiful things
The kid's playing video games with a glint in his eyes like flint in a brushfire He's singing along to some secondhand song He's flying a Porsche through a gorgeous sunset
There is beauty all around Even when we wandered in a terrible trance We could feel the romance
We made such magical sounds as we climbed from terraces verdant and rancid We were enchanted.