Early on a Saturday morning Sometime after eight o'clock I received a vile warning It all came on as a bit of a shock There were crabs all around me Hundred thousands; well quite a lot They'd been put in water; left them through the night Now that they'd died they had started to rot Wooah-ooh-oh-ooh I scrubbed... I scrubbed the... Wooah-ooh-oh-ooh I scrubbed the crabs that killed Shef The stenches were quite amazing Still I had a job to do Later on I heard some people complaining But the terrible smell just grew and grew Eventually they had finished boiling A crowd began to gather round Well, we took them out and put them under the counter And we sold them off; 28 pence a pound Wooah-ooh-oh-ooh I scrubbed... I scrubbed the... Wooah-ooh-oh-ooh I scrubbed the crabs that killed Shef I didn't mean to kill them Just did as I was told All those women and children DEAD Because of the crabs that we'd sold I'm not feeling cool in my head I can't believe there're so many dead (??) Aarrgghh! Wooah-ooh-oh-ooh I scrubbed... I scrubbed the... Wooah-ooh-oh-ooh I scrubbed the crabs that killed Sheffield I scrubbed the crabs that killed Sheffield I scrubbed the crabs that killed Sheffield I scrubbed the crabs that killed Sheffield