Gotta read that Gotta watch that Gotta wear that Gotta spoof that that that that that
(New new moon) Gotta read that (New new moon) Gotta watch that (New new moon) Gotta wear that (New new moon) Gotta spoof that (New new moon) Now (New new moon) Now New new moon, New new moon
Yo, I got that book wit' Bella's plot That teenage angsty overload I got them Twilight clothes That vampire glow I hate to admin I like that guasi-emo hit I got that (New new moon) Gotta watch that(New new moon)
I like that pretty boy Ed Yeah I romance the undead He went all dicth-dicth on me Now I'm confused in the head I'm just so tortured and miffed Think I'll go jump off a cliff Das in that New new moon That Twilight new new moon Let me see it now
(New new moon) Gotta watch that (New new moon) Gotta wear that (New new moon) Gotta spoof that (New new moon) Now (New new moon) Now New new moon, New new moon
I'm that vampire that got away Y'all hear that girl's hurt break I'll make a stop in Italy Try to self immolate Volruty turn me away I'll step outside in the day I'm like a lovesick bat So you can suck on that
I'm a beast when I transform To protect humans I am sworn Faster, Bigger, Hotter, Stronger Savin' Bella from the water, cuz She jumped and nearly drowned She's up on the rebound She needs a man to hook wit' Since Edward's out of town
I transform like them beasts x2
Here we go, I dunno Twilight High, Eclipse Low Breakin that Dawn with the NEW MOON Spoofs so hot that I annoy fanboys Riffin on Twilight and BOOM BOOM Vampires and chicks full of GLOOM GLOOM Puttin' this stuff up on ... The fans be watchin',watchin' We be like New Moon