I'm half the man that I wanna be But is the other half coming on quite fast Will I wash that longing man away from me
Now this half's gone out for tea yes I see There's nobody home, he's left the lights on He's down the street singing abuse at everyone
And when the morning comes It takes away his charms It leaves him battered and bruised Leaves him bloody and knackered and laughed upon Yeah but he's chained to no one
So it's a hangman yes I see Well I'll take a 'J' an 'U' a 'N' a 'K' an 'I' a Hey I don't wanna play anyway It's me yeah you know me I could fall in love with anyone But they should section you, you nutter Napoleon
And when the morning comes It takes away his charms It's all over It leaves him battered and bruised Leaves him bloody and knackered and laughed upon
Well yeah but he's chained to no one
Oh no What we gonna do We got so much to do in front of us So little to loose behind but reprint old news And the louder that they whistle The less we're gonna hear For constantly we've got the call of the wild Ringing in our ears And we're chained to no one To no one, no
So I'm half the man that I wanna be But is the other half coming on quite fast Will I wash that longing man away from me