Anytime some cute girl asks for directions If she smiles a lot at me I am convinced That she would go out with me if I did not Have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend but otherwise I'm sure that she'd sleep with me.
Look at this girl isn't she smiling at me a lot And she seems to be standing real close And it's obvious to me she's hoping I don't Have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend but I'm sure that she’d like to steal me away.
[chorus] 'Cause I am a sex god, I am the lord almighty I am a male Aphrodite and I am a sex god I am a sex god, so pray to me.
I got off stage and my girlfriend said that girl was staring at you and she laughed at your jokes I said that's what an audience does and she said I'm your girlfriend
I am your girlfriend so kiss me and let that slut know that you're mine.
She says: [chorus] or love is blind
What if I lived all alone and I asked that girl who smiles too much and stands too close won't you come home with me? She'd say I never thought of you that way I just want to be friends you know that she would simply say No no no no no no no.
Last time I broke up with a girl I didn't have one date for two solid years and the women I wanted were not interested in being my girlfriend I had no girlfriend and every girl I met ran screaming from me.
But now: [chorus] I am a sex god For now to one girl.
I have a girlfriend/I am a sex god [repeat] And that's how it works.